n: Look at these flowers, aren’t they blooming beautifully?
g: Uh huh
n: And you said they weren’t gonna fit in the vase.
g: I don’t know anything about flowers, nobody buys me flowers.
n: Awwwww. You want me to buy some flowers babe? You feel like you’re missing out? (clearly taunting is my specialty)
g: (smirks) No. I’m just saying I don’t know much about them.
Sometimes being silly makes my day.